Voldemort Slater had promoted me to her assistant. I realised that I did not like evil. I liked super total destructive evil! Well at least until I met Lenry the only other boy/girl on the planet. He invited me to his apartment. Where I saw his pet rodent toad. IMPOSSIBLE! I had the only living rodent toad and his must be destroyed. I muttered an evil chant Voldemort Slater told me and set the toad aflame! Oops. The toad (which could fly) flew into Lenry's eyes blinding him for life. He dumped me... just liked the other 489. Typical! I went home and bought How to Impress your Boyfriend With Evil - The Christmas Edition on Amazon. I spent the rest of the week stalking the mailman with a rifle to check if he had my package. I really wanted that book. I looked out the window and finally saw the mailman. He left the package on the front step. I had a thought, What if he decided to take the package and destroy it with a grenade! I took no chances, he must die! I chanted a ritual V.S. had showed me and he died in a lot of pain. I took the package and opened it. It was not my book... definitely not.... it was a baby boy!
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