(the darkness is coming)...
Whoa, why did I just write that? I must of been possessed. He, He, He!
Things have been awful lately! First of all, my boyfriend, Anton, dumped me! Well... he didn't really dump me. I think that maybe perhaps I killed Anton!(Sigh) I just thought that Viper( my pet rodent toad) might have wanted a tasty snack and Anton's flesh looked sooooo juicy,tender,succulent, moist,mouth-watering,finger-lickin' good. I told Anton that I was going to massage him. I didn't. Viper did. Viper attacked. I laughed menacingly. Viper tore Anton's face off with one bite the devourered the rest of his body. Viper started to grow. Soon he was as big as the room. The room exploded setting the gas tank aflame. I had gone too far! Viper jumped out the window setting rampage across the city. Viper was as big as a skyscraper! But then a blast of red engulfed Viper destroying him... and the Southern Hemisphere. Viper died. I started to cry. My only friend was dead. But fate had lured me here for a reason! Voldemort Slater, my boss and also destroyer of good and emperor of darkness walked up to me. He had killed Viper. I took my bazooka out of my purse and aimed. " Stop! I want you to join me in taking over the ENTIRE... Toad Magazine! Of course with evil." Even though he was a dark emperor and killed Viper I said "Okay!"
You are so funny and super talented
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